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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun.'

C. C. Colton


It is only when the rich are sick that they fully feel the impotence of wealth.

Joel Rosenberg


Whatever you want too much you can't have, so when you really want something, try to want it a little less.

Shakespeare


Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

Eustache Descamps


Friends are relatives you make for yourself.

Moe Howard


Only fools are positive.

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