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Swedish Proverb


Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water.

Malcolm Muggeridge


The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment.

Barbara Hall


One of the things that keeps you from dropping them in the nearest volcano is that you had to work too hard to get them. You had to cry, you had to scream, you had to sweat, you had to cuss out health care officials, and when that's all over with, you'll be willing to put up with a lot more from your kids.

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'

Victoria Billings


Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look at money as a sign of his virility, a symbol of his power, a bigger phallic symbol than a Porsche.

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