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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an eagle. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography.

Louis Ferdinand Celine


The more one is hated, I find, the happier one is.

Zig Ziglar, See you at the Top


You can get everything in life you want if you help enough other people get what they want.

Isaac Bashevis Singer


When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.

Booth Tarkington


Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.

Vaclav Havel


Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled to do so only because they are in fact capable of living in this way. Therefore not only does the system alienate humanity, but at the same time alienated humanity supports this system as its own involuntary masterplan, as a degenerate image of its own degeneration, as a record of people's own failure as individuals.

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